BIG ASS UPDATE! Haha. Like 70+ quotes. I got tired of counting. Hahha. Yeah. So please, leave TONS of feedback. I've been collecting freaking quotes on my Twitter since the last time I updated. Feedback is motivation <3 Oh and finding pictures for this update is going to take a while and I'm really noy going to feel up to commenting saying I took them for you're update so if you see a picture on here and I got it from you, I think it's cute and you're amazing <3 Oh and if I got a quote off of your Xanga, then I think your quotes are amazingggg :)

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Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

Boy: Life is a bitch, so is my girlfriend.
Girl: Life is short, so is his dick.

Yeah, I'm a bitch, a classy one. And you're a slut, a fuckin' nasty one.

Some people are gonna hate you no matter what, they're called stupid bitches.

I don't have a boat, but I could make you float. And I don't have a plane, but here's some Mary Jane. ;)

You ask me to walk, I'll sprint. You ask me to run, I'll jump. You ask me to change, I'll disappear.

Relationships are like yard sales. they look awesome from a distance but once you're in one, it's just a bunch of shit you don't need.

I wanna meet a guy with plans and ambitions. Not an immature boy on a "pussy-hit mission."

He's like a car crash, you don't wanna look but you can't help but to stare.

Pride attracts the girl. Courage approaches the girl. Wisdom gets the girl. Strength puts up with the girl, But loyalty keeps the girl.

Don’t leave something good, to see if you can find better. Once you realize you had the best, the best will find better.

Do you work for Comcast? Cause your tits are On Demand? ;)

Dealing with men is like walking down a bowling alley in four inch stilettos.

Girls, close your legs, moan less, and think more. No REAL man wants a girl who's slept with every guy on the block.

I don't call my ex's ex, I call them why's.

Call me an artist, I draw attention.

Look like a girl, act like a boss. Think like a man, work like a boss.

I'm doin' me and your man is doin' the same thing.

Just because you've been explorin' my mouth, doesn't mean you can take a trip down south.

Trust me baby, I'm the best thing you will never have.

you couldn't handle me even if I came with instructions.

When I'm hungry, I eat. When I'm thirsty, I drink. When I want to say something, I say it.

Isn't it funny when people think they're all that a bag of chips, but they're really just a bag of shit?

Boy: Does he make you laugh like I did? Girl: he doesn't make me cry like you did.

A slut is a girl who is whoreable at keeping her legs closed.

Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down.

Hey whore, here's an idea. Quality not quantity.

Hold up, I look like a hoe? I look like a yes, you look like a no.

Step off the court girl, your game is ugly as your man.

Anytime you mix alcohol and good looking people, bad things happen.

Sometimes you have to learn how to open your mouth for more than just giving head.

Now as far as I know, I don't know anything. Cause you made sure I wasn't a damn thing.

I had a party last night. Sorry you couldn't come, but your boyfriend did... twice.

Control your whoremones, slut.

I don't hate you because you left, I hate you because you pretended you never would.

You can't live without me? Then why aren't you dead yet?

It's amazing how much you can put up with from people you like and how little you can take from people you don't.

Respect people's relationships. So many fish in the sea, don't try and mess with one already caught.

Yeah I kept the ring, just switched the finger on the middle cause now it's a fuck you.

My theory is if you look confident, you can pull off anything. Even if you have no clue what you're doing.

Real men wear pink? No, real men treat women right.

Even a good player could someday be the toy of a better player. The game is called karma.

Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.

If you want me, it takes more than a wink, more than a drink, and more than you think.

If the hole in the Black Ops disk was any bigger, boys wouldn't need girlfriends.

Drink up cause everyone here is good for tonight, except for the girls I came with, they good for life.

And they wonder why I'm so picky, cause all these dudes are trickyy.

youre looking fly, real fly in them nike shoes. im lookin for a cutie& it might be youuu.

Love is rare, life is strange, nothing lasts, people change.

I'm all about my business, you're all about your bitchness.

Keep your frieds at a distance and your enemies close, cause the people you call friends can envy the most.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

If you ask yourself the question, "was it really worth the pain?" The answer might surprise you because the sun is worth the rain.

think before you piss a girl off because they know where it hurts the most.

If you can't amaze people with your intelligence, confuse them with your bullshit.

You see me walk around like nothings bothering me. Even though half you people got a fucking problem with me.

Learned from the best, guess I taught myself.

No female wants to be called a bitch, but once you put "bad" in front of it, these hoes feel honored.

There are two reasons people don't talk about something: Either it doesn't mean anything to them or it means everything.

Some girls like bad boys because they think they can "fix" them. But they're not a broken car and you're no mechanic.

I do get called a bitch quite often. What I do NOT get called is pushover, stupid, sweetheart, dear or doormat. Works for me.

I don't want to be your whole world, just your favorite part. <3

I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.

I'm sick of these little boys and the games they play. Either you want me or you don't. Bounce or stay.

You have to think like a dude so you don't cry like a bitch.

I love listening to bitches talk. Just running their mouth. I know they hatin'. Thats what they do. Bored with their own boring lives so they decide to make others hell. Here's a nice life tip to have, shut your mouth before someone shuts it for you.

I don’t give a damn about what brand you are. I’m concerned about what type of man you are… what your principles and standards are.

Don't worry. You may think you'll "never" get over it, but you also thought it would last "forever."

When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.

I've got a screw you attitude, a party hard personaility, and honestly, I don't care if I mean a damn thing to you.

You know why he treats you the way he does? Because you throw yourself on the ground and act like a rug he can wipe his feet on.

Hey whore, were you born on the highway? Cause that's where most accidents happen.

A good friend scolds you like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves you more than a lover.

And if she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

Don't like me? Who gives a fuck? I don't wake up in the morning to impress you.

Rollin' your eyes and talkin' your shit, yeah. Jealous bitches make me sick.

when the sun gets hot and the moon gets hazy, good girls go bad, and it gets crazy.

We can walk if you'd like or spin in circles, I don't care. Either way I'm in love with where we're going.

I can't set my hopes too high, cause every hello ends with goodbye.

Big or small, lies are lies.

A slut is like an elevator; a lot of people go in and out, up and down, and when she isn't open, something's definitely wrong.

ive lied, ive cheated, ive been used and ive been broken before. I know how it feels to hear something funny and not laugh.

If you're single there's only one thing you should take out with you on Saturday nights... your friends.

The best things in life: 10% are free, 15% are bad for you, 75% belong to someone else.

Go have your period in a shark tank.

Fearing a man is a joke. I believe if he can breathe, he can choke.

Real recognizes real, and honey, you don't look familiar.

I don't fight for people when they hurt me. it's like they switch a flip on their way out and I don't care anymore.

Put your phone down and step away, sorry honey, he's not calling today.

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